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What up, my home dog fly biscuit with peach jam on da side, how ya popin'?

I wish that I could wake up with amnesia

forget about the stupid little things


sarcalstic:

AMNESIA LETTERING

sarcalstic:

AMNESIA LETTERING

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce


f-u-c-k-e-rr:

Jimmy fucking Fallon everybody.


boyvstheworld:

wayward-saints:

nicolegendary:

 #ME TOO CAT

this is the single greatest thing i will ever reblog during my stay here on tumblr.

#BYE

boyvstheworld:

wayward-saints:

nicolegendary:

 

this is the single greatest thing i will ever reblog during my stay here on tumblr.

#BYE


2014 spoiler: I still won't have a boyfriend

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.


sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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